LIKE the Shipping Forecast, the Today program, and Jesy Nelson’s Selfies, some things to set your watch by.
But now the frequency of paparazzi photos showing Coleen Rooney picking up coffee near her Cheshire home seems to have added to the string of incidents so regular that one would almost be worried if they didn’t happen – and it didn’t go unnoticed.
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Coleen Rooney is often caught picking up coffee near her Cheshire homeCredit: Splash
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Rebekah has indicated that her rival “forges” the snapshotsCredit: Rex Functions
In a thinly veiled Instagram swipe, Coleen’s archenemy Rebekah Vardy implied that her rival “forged” the snapshots that normally make her look slim in her casual clothes.
Becky sniffed, “Maybe I should start making fake coffee pictures.”
I have no idea if Coleen does this or not, although I would suggest that if I was faking snaps of myself for the mass media I would try to make sure I was doing something more sexual than sipping a Caffe Nero, but each to myself.
What I do know is that any additional mudfight is likely to open a new front in the couple’s increasingly goofy struggle that now threatens to cost enough money to fund a small nation for a year.
Just last week the duo’s representatives were back in court, tossing trivialities back and forth in a feud that has taken so many turns that it could just as easily end where it started.
279 BC In BC, the Greek king and statesman Pyrrhos of Epirus – whom I probably haven’t mentioned often in this column because he never dated a Love Islander – won a victory against the Romans at the Battle of Asculum.
The victory gave him the chance to rejoice in his triumph, but cost so many of his troops their lives that he was forced to abandon his campaign, pack his bags and immediately go home angry.
Such a costly military mess later came to be known as the Pyrrhic Victory.
I’ll just leave it at that, ladies
Hot Kylie’s knot to show off
KYLIE Jenner has tied her summer look completely.
The American reality star will no doubt pose in skimpy bikinis all the time – much like this golden number that was knotted in the front. I hope she was in the Girl Guides.
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The American reality star will no doubt spend all of her time posing in skimpy bikinisCredit: INSTAGRAM / KYLIE JENNER
Kylie’s Instagram followers have surely agreed, as the photo received 7.8 million likes when she posted it on Sunday.
She has given the picture a title: “Leo Season Loading”, alluding to her zodiac sign before her birthday on August 10th.
Kylie turns 24 next month and I have no doubt this birthday will more than make up for the quiet party she had to throw because of the pandemic last year.
Ellie back in the dance groove
With her new album, ELLIE GOULDING returns to what she does best: happy pop music.
The Burn singer is already working hard after becoming a mother for the first time in April and her new songs will make a real change from her last album, Brightest Blue.
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The Burn singer is already busy after becoming a mother for the first time in AprilPhoto credit: Rex
During the recording, Ellie said, “I’ve been spending a lot of time alone, quite introspectively.
“I was behind on the things I wanted to write about. It was pretty deep and emotional. And this album is the opposite of that.
“I found this dream team of writers who, for some reason, without having to talk about it, were all on the same page. We’re on this mission together just to have fun. “
She told the Joe Wicks Podcast, “We just want to make music that people can dance to for the last year and forget about everything.
“It’s like a dance floor. It’s electronic pop, a dance thing from space. “
Top of the K-Pops
South Korean superstars BTS and Blackpink both had hits here, but now another K-pop group seems to be getting even bigger.
Aespa only debuted eight months ago but has just been ranked the No. 1 K-pop girl group for the second month in a row. And the video for their latest single, Next Level, broke their own huge YouTube record by hitting 100 million views in 32 days.
And they don’t just stick to a pop sound with their music.
Band member Karina said: “Our music is not limited to one particular genre, as we like to try different genres and also mix and match different sounds.
“No matter what your music preferences are, we hope everyone enjoys our music and finds something that suits their preferences. Our music style may be different, but we give our best in every song. “
Maura smiles all over the place
MAURA Higgins beamed in her latest snapshot and it’s no wonder, because she killed an Italian stallion.
The Love Island star showed off her pearly white in a colorful dress as she clutched a glass of red and relaxed on a rooftop.
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Love Island star Maura Higgins showed off her pearly white in a brightly colored dressCredit: INSTAGRAM / MAURA HUGGINS
I recently revealed that she and Strictly Come Dancing pro Giovanni Pernice have become an item.
Days later, both of them confirmed my story with beloved snaps on Instagram.
Maura labeled her “I am yours” while he wrote “You are mine”.
Giovanni commented on the latest post: “Breathtaking”.
They are already struggling to be separated, as Maura wrote on social media: “Miss you Giovanni Pernice.”
Now all she has to do is register with Strictly and they will be inseparable.
Go on with album
It appears that grime star Skepta has a short memory. Just four months ago, he proposed to retire and posted cryptic messages on social media. In March he said he would release another song and “after we drop this I’ll be out” before adding, “I stopped recording in 2021.”
But maybe he was confused in lockdown because he revealed yesterday that he has a new record on the way and was outraged by every chat he started – about quitting.
He said, “I could never stop making music. I don’t know who’s pushing this narrative, pushing this agenda, getting Skeppy to stop the music and all that. How? I am music. “
The rapper spent yesterday filming the video for the lead single of a five-track EP that he plans to release on July 30th – a week after his buddy Dave’s second album, We’re All Alone In This Together .
On a live Instagram, he said, “I’m going to get Dave’s album out this week, then I’ll drop it the following week. But I will announce the tracklist this Sunday. “
Rapper KSI is well on its way to number 1 this week with his latest album, and Dave faces competition from Anne-Marie and Kanye West, who are also planning to release albums on Friday.
Is that wise, Mart?
TRENDY new haircut? Check. Flash suit paired with box fresh sneakers? Check. Blue-tinted glasses that would make BONO think, “They’re probably a little too much” and a collarless shirt that screams, “I just discovered shopping on the internet” – double checking.
But it’s the much younger post-breakup girlfriend that really makes the midlife crisis look perfect, so praise where appropriate, Martin Freeman really didn’t do anything by halves.
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Martin Freeman risks ruining his reputation ahead of his upcoming 50th birthday by desperately trying to keep up with actress Rachel Mariam, 29Photo credit: Rex
The Sherlock actor is one of Britain’s most beloved talents, but he risks ruining his reputation before his 50th birthday by desperately trying to keep up with actress Rachel Mariam, 29.
Their romance comes after he broke up with Sherlock star Amanda Abbington after 16 years, a time when he was mostly seen in a pretty standard suit and shoes combo – and looked infinitely better for it. Do yourself a favor and join M&S like an adult. I see you there
Ed’s free HMV gig
ED Sheeran will celebrate HMV’s 100th anniversary in style – with a free gig.
He will perform at HMV Empire in Coventry on August 25th, also celebrated as the 2021 City of Culture.
Fans can take part in a ticket raffle on the company’s website. Ed, ranked number 1 with Bad Habits, said, “Very happy to be performing for HMV’s 100th birthday.
“HMV is a place I’ve spent a lot of time in and discovered a lot of new music, so I’m looking forward to celebrating this milestone with you.”
Wayne and Coleen Rooney’s breathtaking £ 5,000 a week Caravan Park vacation in Wales